why i’ll never be on oprah…

did you cheat on your spouse?…….nope

are you a weight loss sucess story?……..nope

do you want to meet a hot celebrity?…….not really

are you 30-something and want to tell your story?…….not yet

do you have a mental illness?…….uh, well sometimes if you count trying to figure out how to potty train dallin.

are you friends with your husband’s mistress?…….negatory

do you know a man who has developed breasts?……..huh? what is that topic about? that would be no.

so, i totally admit that i got on oprah.com for the first time last week. a little curious, i decided to click on the "be on the oprah show" link to see if i might qualify for a few moments of fame. much to my dismay, out of a very long list, i couldn’t find one single thing to say yes to. hmmm…i guess you could say that i lead a relatively boring life. but i think i’ll take my life just the way it is…….

i’m absolutely smitten with my hunka hunka burnin’ love husband.
i feel better about myself at 29 than i have ever felt in my life.
i love being a mom, adore my children and i try not to let myself go.
i am growing by finding the good in the overwhelming challenges of life.
i am grateful. grateful. grateful.

maybe someday if oprah decides to do a show on women who love their normal, everyday,  crazy yet hum drum lives, she’ll give me a call.