i swear the dryer eats things

there is no reasonable explanation for why clothes disappear. i sort them. i wash them. i dry them. and then one day, they are gone. just gone…into oblivion. into this dark place where only shirts and pants and socks and towells know exists.

i wonder if they dread the day when they too will be sucked into this vortex of dryer terror. of no return. of tumbling and tumbling and tumbling forever.

i wonder if the dryer is secretly laughing that we are so trusting of its existence.

mmmwah…ha…ha…ha.
that evil dryer. 🙂

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  1. My mom, Granny Garns, was in total agreement with you!! Our dryer had a particularly insatiable appetite for sox!
    Sure love your blog. You are a multi-talented girl! Photographer, writer, artist, interior designer, computer whiz, mom, wife, daughter-in-law, friend. . . . . and the list goes on!

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