am i the only one who has this problem?
i was in a public restroom the other day and realized i seem to always have the same malfunction.
you know those sanitary paper seat covers you have to pull out, separate, and place on the toilet for your hygenic protection, right? well, the same thing happens to me every time.
i pull it out.
try to separate it and end up ripping it in the wrong place. oh well.
i place in on the seat.
the torn part falls into the water and the race clock starts ticking.
the water begins to soak the paper and it gets heavier. slipping. gradually. slipping. into the bowl.
i’m frantically trying to get my pants undone and sit down before it completely falls into the toilet.
hurry. hurry. uh. oh. wait. too. late.
it slips in. and i stand there wondering if i care enough to pull another one out and try again.
i look up at the wall and read "provided by the management for your protection" and i seriously feel like taking a pen and writing over it "provided by the management for your torture." 🙂
it happenend once again last week. but this time i sat there and laughed and thought jerry seinfeld could have made an incredibly hilarious episode out of this.

