am i the only one who has this problem?
i was in a public restroom the other day and realized i seem to always have the same malfunction.
you know those sanitary paper seat covers you have to pull out, separate, and place on the toilet for your hygenic protection, right? well, the same thing happens to me every time.
i pull it out.
try to separate it and end up ripping it in the wrong place. oh well.
i place in on the seat.
the torn part falls into the water and the race clock starts ticking.
the water begins to soak the paper and it gets heavier. slipping. gradually. slipping. into the bowl.
i’m frantically trying to get my pants undone and sit down before it completely falls into the toilet.
hurry. hurry. uh. oh. wait. too. late.
it slips in. and i stand there wondering if i care enough to pull another one out and try again.
i look up at the wall and read "provided by the management for your protection" and i seriously feel like taking a pen and writing over it "provided by the management for your torture." 🙂
it happenend once again last week. but this time i sat there and laughed and thought jerry seinfeld could have made an incredibly hilarious episode out of this.
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ROTFL!!! This always happens to me too. It happened twice in one stall visit… because I had my daughter with me (as is often the case…) and sometimes we have to leave the stall door open so that I can still see Ryan in the stroller (nice picture I’m leaving you with I know – but sometimes there is no larger stall). Never did I think that I would be that person when I was a teenager in high school… but here I am. Struggling with a piece of tissue paper and racing to get my tooshie down on it before it drowns… all with the stall door open! And I so miss Seinfeld. I still watch reruns every now and then… they don’t make shows like that anymore…. geez I’m starting to sound like my grandparents!
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You seriously had me rolling on the floor with this one! It is sooooo the truth for all of us! Keep up the hilarious posts!